I love commercials

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

This song is by Starfucker:

To all real-life Rob Gordons...

Friday, January 15, 2010

ATTENTION MUSIC BLOGGERS:

Just because Animal Collective is kinda popular now does not mean they suck. They are popular now because their last album was a masterpiece. It's fine that they found a way to make their style of music accessible to a larger audience, and it's fine to be part of that audience without explaining when exactly you started listening to them. There is nothing wrong with liking music.

In conclusion, music is to be enjoyed, not stigmatized. A group's popularity does not diminish their quality. If you believe that it does, then you clearly don't care about music at all... which means you should probably stop blogging about it, you lame, pretentious fucks.

Love, Jocelyn

p.s. If you have to criticize Animal Collective for something, how about this?

This is the conversation I had today with my friend Jim, who is a big conservative

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Me: Dude, we should do a podcast. We could be like Hannity and Colmes.

Jim: You are not as ugly as Colmes though.

Is it weird to consider that a compliment?

Somebody has to get me this for Christmas

Friday, October 23, 2009

Wow.

This has nothing to do with anything

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

But I like it a lot.

I've discovered a lot of exciting music, actually. It's a good time to be my ears.

So I was walking by the Chicago Federal Reserve Building the other day...

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

...and this is what I saw:

They are "anarchist communists", which apparently is a real thing. To me it seemed a little illogical that two apparently antithetical political and economic ideologies could come together so seamlessly, but I guess it's a little silly of me to expect anything political (or economic) to follow any kind of logic.

But anarchist communists? Seriously?

Sheesh.

I passed this while walking the other day: